Well now I have seen and heard everything.....

Working in a hotel you get used to seeing "strange" people walk in and out of the place.  I have collected a few stories from my fellow hoteliers
         
     I have had guest's tell me that their "associate" will be arriving after them and to leave them a key. 
     I have had guest's kick thier children out of the room, so they could have relations.  Or better yet, have the children complain because they heard their parents moaning... uh yea.
     I have had the horrible issue where I have had to call a room, because they are to "noisey"
     I have had to look for a "lost" person, only to find them making out with a different person in the bathroom. 
     I have had a guest tell me that they got sun burnt, my intial thought was ok, then he told me he went to the nude beach and proceeded to SHOW me where he was sun burnt.  Thank goodness for signs at the desk
     I have had guests who I know only come for a "few hours"....  tough part is telling who is the pro?
    Or the guest whom we all knew was not right in the head...  Kept looking a bit fishy, then a few john's would come and go...  Then one day a masked officer came into the hotel looking for her.  She placed an add on Craig's list..